Funny RSVP Wording

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

- Mel Brooks

The best bit of wisdom! It's common knowledge that getting the RSVPs back can be challenging. Well, maybe, just maybe... putting a little humor into your RSVP wording might help with the success rate!  Whatever the result... laughter is good medicine and who couldn't use a little good medicine in their wedding planning. Right? Right.

Imagine how much fun personalizing your wording will be. I've come up with a few of my own alternative RSVP versions to give you some ideas {below}.

Funny RSVP wording with flowers

French humor

Répondez S'il Vous Plait
____ I don't speak French, but if you want to know if we're coming... YES!
____ Pardon my French.  We no can come.


Joking around

____ Yes. You can bet your bottom dollar, we're attending!
____ No.  But if you send us your bottom dollar, we'll attend.
____ Just kidding about above statement.  We still won't be attending.
____ We don't bet. And, we still can't attend.


____ Yes! We are SO there.
____ Sorry! Can’t make it.
____ Can’t commit. But I’ll probably show up anyways!

____ Heck Yeah! We’ll be there!
____ Bummer, we can't make it

____ Sweet
____ Bummer

_____ YAY
_____ NAY

_____ ready to dance
_____ oops, my dance card is full


For a garden wedding

____ Come rain or shine... we'll be there!
____ Very sorry. Out of sunscreen and umbrellas!


For a country wedding

____ Yes! We'll be there y'all... boots chaps and cowboy hats.
____ No! Got a hitch in my giddy-up from squatting on my spurs.


For a casual wedding

____ Yes! We are SO there.
____ Sorry! Can't make it.
____ Can't commit. But I'll probably show up anyways!


Destination RSVP Wording

____ yes, counting the waves
____ sorry, allergic to sand

____Yes! Counting the waves
____Sorry, we’re in over our heads!

____ Come rain or shine... we’ll be there!
____ Very sorry. Out of sunscreen and umbrellas!

____ can’t wait to blaze trails with you
____ sadly, all booked up.

____Yes! We’re able to move the mountain
____Cannot, having trouble moving the mountain!

____ it’s definitely in the cards
____ sorry, out of luck that day

____ Deal me in
____ Sitting out

____ Green light! We can make the trip!
____ Red light! We'll have to pass.


Test the theory!  Order 75 with funny RSVP wording and 75 more traditional... see if you get more responses back with the funny wording.